Captain’s Log, Stardate 298423.2

Captain’s Log, Stardate 298423.2. The Enterprise is about to touch down on a strange new planet called the Hive Art Gallery and Studios.

First Officer Spock reports that a scan of the planet reveals people frolicking in clown costumes among artwork paying tribute to the 1980s. It seems that a relic from the Super Doug Art Show is also present and will be displayed in the show.

Spock and I, along with Dr. McCoy, are leading a search party to explore the planet. Anyone wearing a red shirt who goes down with us is likely to die.